Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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