Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
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i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
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Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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