the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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