He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
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I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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