some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
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Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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