6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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