i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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