...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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