i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
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He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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