Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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