I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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