is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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