I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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