Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
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i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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