Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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