I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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i came on her dog
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
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You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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