well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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