How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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