I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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