Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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