I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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