Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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