I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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