She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
bring money and cleavage
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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