come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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