well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
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I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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