In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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