Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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