It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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