She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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