But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I had to cum in my sink.
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