Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
