I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
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I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
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I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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