Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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