the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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