All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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