Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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