Pappa wants mamma naked
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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