You can't special order awesome
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
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She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Can I color on your dick again?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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