we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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