he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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