Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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Be still, my beating vagina.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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