He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking