Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
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I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar