im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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