You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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