i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
The cops high fived after they tackled you
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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