scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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