About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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