Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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