can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
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I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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