don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
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nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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