I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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