Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
love makes seman taste better
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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