From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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