Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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